i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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