I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Reggie can tackle my bush.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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