i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
