not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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