I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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