So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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