I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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