Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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