their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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