is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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