yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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