You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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