Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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