the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
