The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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