What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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