you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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