i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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