i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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