Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do vagina's smell?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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