He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Holy sore nipples Batman
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
tell me about the eggs
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