But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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