How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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