I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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