i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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