Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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