Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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