you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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