You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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