She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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