The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this will be a night to untag.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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