im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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