Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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