Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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