Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Pants are for mortals
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
