Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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