Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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