dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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