Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
