You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Randomize
