YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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