Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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