Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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