Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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