this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
porn star boner night. come get it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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