This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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