i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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