how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I look better un-naked...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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