How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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