I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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