I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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