ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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