I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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